MMSC Christmas Survival Kit — 2026 (Pre-order)

Order now for scheduled dispatch between 5–10 December 2026.

The festive season is approaching. The household remains under feline supervision.

Christmas is traditionally a time of peace, goodwill and carefully arranged decorations.

Unfortunately, these arrangements are frequently made without consulting the cats.

Trees will be inspected. Wrapping paper will be investigated. Unattended boxes will be occupied. And somewhere, a perfectly reasonable Christmas plan will be subjected to an entirely unnecessary feline review.

The Murder Mittens Survivors Club Christmas Survival Kit has been assembled to help households navigate these seasonal disturbances with preparation, careful observation and a suitable supply of hot beverages.

Presented as an official MMSC Christmas issue, this gift box combines exclusive reading material, festive activities and practical survivor equipment.

Your Christmas Survival Kit Includes

1. It Was My Cat — 11oz Ceramic Mug

A white ceramic mug featuring three distinctive deep-red claw marks and the statement IT WAS MY CAT, with the official MMSC shield on the reverse.

Issued for essential refreshments, post-incident reflection and those increasingly rare moments of uninterrupted peace.

2. Collectible MMSC Shield Pin

A 40mm stainless-steel MMSC shield pin.

A permanent acknowledgement of your continued service in a household where authority is frequently disputed.

3. Christmas Cat Bingo — Festive Observation Game

An interactive Christmas Day activity designed to document the unpredictable behaviour of domestic cats.

Your complete game set includes:

• Six unique A5 Bingo cards with 4 × 4 observation grids

• Six pencils

• Official playing instructions

• Best Observer Award Certificate

Compete to complete the first line of observations, then continue collecting points to determine the household's Chief Observer.

4. Handbook of Domestic Survival — Christmas Edition

A specially prepared 20-page A5 booklet examining the challenges of sharing the festive season with cats.

From Christmas trees and decorations to wrapped presents, visiting relatives and disrupted household routines, this seasonal handbook offers guidance for the continued occupation of your home.

5. Diary of a Survivor — Complimentary Entry 000

Before the Arrangement

Eight A5 pages from the personal records of a survivor whose domestic circumstances are about to change considerably.

Presented in a premium envelope, this complimentary entry introduces the world of Diary of a Survivor.

6. Official MMSC Welcome Letter

Your formal induction notice, confirming that your Christmas Survival Kit has been issued and your participation in the Survivors Club acknowledged.

7. Official Packing Manifest

An MMSC packing record documenting the equipment supplied and verifying the contents of your Christmas Survival Kit.

Official MMSC Gift Presentation

Each Christmas Survival Kit is presented in a kraft gift box with distinctive MMSC branding.

Inside, black tissue paper provides the foundation for individually wrapped contents. The ceramic mug is presented in protective kraft wrapping, while the remaining materials are enclosed in cream tissue paper, secured with official MMSC shield seals.

Your welcome letter is positioned on top, with the packing manifest displayed inside the lid.

The result is a carefully assembled Christmas gift, prepared for households operating under feline supervision.

An Appropriate Gift For

Cat owners, long-suffering household members, and anyone who has ever attempted to maintain a festive decoration in the presence of an interested feline.

Whether purchased for yourself or issued to a fellow survivor, the Christmas Survival Kit provides equipment, entertainment and reassurance that these experiences are not isolated.

Price: £29.99 + delivery

PRE-ORDER INFORMATION

This is a Christmas 2026 pre-order product.

Planned dispatch: 5–10 December 2026.

Shipping charges are calculated at checkout.

This is a one-off Christmas gift box. No subscription is required.

MURDER MITTENS SURVIVORS CLUB

The decorations are temporary. The cats are not.

PRESERVE. REMEMBER. SURVIVE.