About MMSC

Murder Mittens Survivors Club exists for those living under ongoing domestic feline authority.

It began with a simple observation: cat ownership is not ownership at all. It is a long-term occupancy arrangement in which one party provides food, warmth, furniture, access to high places, and regular tribute. The other party provides surveillance, enforcement, property damage, emotional uncertainty, and the occasional period of conditional tolerance.

MMSC documents that arrangement.

We collect incident reports, subject observations, household evidence, survival guidance, and artefacts recovered from homes where feline control has become difficult to deny. Some records are serious. Most are ridiculous. All are recognisable to anyone who has ever apologised to a cat for sitting in the wrong chair.

The Archive does not seek to correct feline behaviour.

It does not attempt to negotiate with subjects, restore household authority, or guarantee the safety of visitors. Its purpose is to record what happened, identify recurring patterns, and preserve the lessons learned by those who were there.

Through Archive Issues, Subject Dossiers, Survival Doctrine, Evidence Locker records, and Field Equipment, MMSC gives survivors a way to recognise the strange shared experience of living with a creature that is affectionate, unreasonable, observant, and entirely convinced that the property belongs to them.

This is not a pet brand.

It is an administrative response to domestic feline escalation.

For those who survived the incident and still refilled the food bowl.

THE ARCHIVE

The MMSC Archive contains documented records of household incidents, resident subject behaviour, recovered evidence, and survivor testimony.

Each file is created in recognition of a simple truth: the event may have been minor, but it still happened.

FIELD EQUIPMENT

Field Equipment includes patches, apparel, archive editions, stationery, identification items, and other materials issued for morale, recognition, and continued occupation of the property.

These products are not designed to solve the problem.

They are designed to acknowledge it.

OUR POSITION

Murder Mittens Survivors Club supports responsible animal care, respectful cohabitation, and the continued provision of food despite all available evidence.

No incident is considered resolved.
No survivor is considered fully prepared.

Proceed accordingly.