It Was My Cat — No Further Questions Tote Bag

Every survivor has a story. Some are better left unexplained.

There was an incident. There may have been witnesses. The evidence strongly suggests feline involvement.

But you're not here to answer questions.

Featuring the official Murder Mittens Survivors Club shield, a suspiciously innocent black cat, and the unmistakable marks of a domestic disturbance, this tote bag makes your position perfectly clear:

It Was My Cat. No Further Questions.

Whether you're transporting essential supplies, emergency treats, or items your cat has absolutely no intention of allowing you to unpack, this bag is suitable for everyday survival.

Official MMSC Survivor Equipment

• Natural-coloured tote bag with black and red artwork.

• Features the MMSC shield and It Was My Cat design.

• A practical everyday companion for shopping, carrying essentials, and maintaining plausible deniability.

• An ideal gift for cat owners who have long since stopped trying to explain themselves.

MMSC Survivor Advisory: Carrying this bag does not constitute an admission of responsibility. The subject remains under observation.

- Reinforced stitching on handles
- Large printable area for front & back
- Capacity 10 litres