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    Survival Doctrine contains practical guidance for humans living under feline authority. These entries translate recorded incidents into lessons, precautions, behavioural warnings, and approved survival methods for reducing injury, judgement, and future escalation.

    Survival Doctrine 001: The House Is No Longer Yours
    Survival Doctrine 001: The House Is No Longer Yours

    Survival Doctrine 001: The House Is No Longer Yours

    June 22, 2026
    The first rule of life with a cat: the house may be in your name, but authority belongs elsewhere. An essential guide to domestic survival, closed-door disputes, bowl-related complaints, and...

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    Incident Records

    Documented accounts of domestic feline escalation.

    Subject Dossiers

    Classified profiles of resident feline subjects.

    Survival Doctrine

    Survival guidance for ongoing feline occupation.

    Evidence Locker

    Recovered proof of domestic feline incidents.

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