{"title":"House Rules","description":"\u003cp\u003eA NOTICE TO ALL SURVIVORS\u003cbr\u003eThis document outlines the officially approved procedures, incidents,\u003cbr\u003eand survival guidance for engagement with domestic felines.\u003cbr\u003eAll cats referenced herein are to be considered armed,\u003cbr\u003eunpredictable, and operating with intent.\u003cbr\u003eFailure to follow protocol may result in scratches, property damage, or\u003cbr\u003ea false sense of security.\u003cbr\u003eYou have been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/murdermittenssurvivorsclub.com\/collections\/house-rules.oembed","provider":"Murder Mittens Survivors Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}