{"title":"Christmas","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"mmsc-christmas-survival-kit-2026-pre-order","title":"MMSC Christmas Survival Kit — 2026 (Pre-order)","description":"\u003cp\u003eOrder now for scheduled dispatch between 5–10 December 2026.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe festive season is approaching. The household remains under feline supervision.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas is traditionally a time of peace, goodwill and carefully arranged decorations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnfortunately, these arrangements are frequently made without consulting the cats.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrees will be inspected. Wrapping paper will be investigated. Unattended boxes will be occupied. And somewhere, a perfectly reasonable Christmas plan will be subjected to an entirely unnecessary feline review.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMurder Mittens Survivors Club Christmas Survival Kit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e has been assembled to help households navigate these seasonal disturbances with preparation, careful observation and a suitable supply of hot beverages.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePresented as an official MMSC Christmas issue, this gift box combines exclusive reading material, festive activities and practical survivor equipment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour Christmas Survival Kit Includes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1. It Was My Cat — 11oz Ceramic Mug\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA white ceramic mug featuring three distinctive deep-red claw marks and the statement \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIT WAS MY CAT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, with the official MMSC shield on the reverse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIssued for essential refreshments, post-incident reflection and those increasingly rare moments of uninterrupted peace.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2. Collectible MMSC Shield Pin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA 40mm stainless-steel MMSC shield pin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA permanent acknowledgement of your continued service in a household where authority is frequently disputed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3. Christmas Cat Bingo — Festive Observation Game\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn interactive Christmas Day activity designed to document the unpredictable behaviour of domestic cats.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour complete game set includes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSix unique A5 Bingo cards with 4 × 4 observation grids\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSix pencils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOfficial playing instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest Observer Award Certificate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompete to complete the first line of observations, then continue collecting points to determine the household's Chief Observer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4. Handbook of Domestic Survival — Christmas Edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA specially prepared 20-page A5 booklet examining the challenges of sharing the festive season with cats.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom Christmas trees and decorations to wrapped presents, visiting relatives and disrupted household routines, this seasonal handbook offers guidance for the continued occupation of your home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5. Diary of a Survivor — Complimentary Entry 000\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBefore the Arrangement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEight A5 pages from the personal records of a survivor whose domestic circumstances are about to change considerably.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePresented in a premium envelope, this complimentary entry introduces the world of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiary of a Survivor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6. Official MMSC Welcome Letter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour formal induction notice, confirming that your Christmas Survival Kit has been issued and your participation in the Survivors Club acknowledged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7. Official Packing Manifest\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn MMSC packing record documenting the equipment supplied and verifying the contents of your Christmas Survival Kit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOfficial MMSC Gift Presentation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach Christmas Survival Kit is presented in a kraft gift box with distinctive MMSC branding.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside, black tissue paper provides the foundation for individually wrapped contents. The ceramic mug is presented in protective kraft wrapping, while the remaining materials are enclosed in cream tissue paper, secured with official MMSC shield seals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour welcome letter is positioned on top, with the packing manifest displayed inside the lid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe result is a carefully assembled Christmas gift, prepared for households operating under feline supervision.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn Appropriate Gift For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCat owners, long-suffering household members, and anyone who has ever attempted to maintain a festive decoration in the presence of an interested feline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether purchased for yourself or issued to a fellow survivor, the Christmas Survival Kit provides equipment, entertainment and reassurance that these experiences are not isolated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrice: £29.99 + delivery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePRE-ORDER INFORMATION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a Christmas 2026 pre-order product.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlanned dispatch: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5–10 December 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShipping charges are calculated at checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a one-off Christmas gift box. No subscription is required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMURDER MITTENS SURVIVORS CLUB\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe decorations are temporary. The cats are not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePRESERVE. REMEMBER. SURVIVE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Murder Mittens Survivors Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58071281074516,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1043\/9625\/9668\/files\/MMSCChristmasSurvivalKitUnboxing.png?v=1793492163"}],"url":"https:\/\/murdermittenssurvivorsclub.com\/collections\/christmas.oembed","provider":"Murder Mittens Survivors Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}